老大靠边闪
主演:罗伯特·德尼罗 比利·克里斯托 丽莎·库卓 查兹·帕尔明特瑞
导演:哈罗德·雷米斯
类型:喜剧,剧情,犯罪,喜地区:美国年份:1999
简介:纽约黑社会老大保罗(罗伯特•德尼罗 Robert De Niro 饰)深感自己患上了心脏病,虽然体检报告并没有任何征兆,但他还是在老朋友的介绍下,找了离婚的心理医生本(比利•克里斯托 Billy Cr纽约黑社会老大保罗(罗伯特•德尼罗 Robert De Niro 饰)深感自己患上了心脏病,虽然体检报告并没有任何征兆,但他还是在老朋友的介绍下,找了离婚的心理医生本(比利•克里斯托 Billy Crystal 饰)治疗。在治疗中,保罗的黑帮作风令本胆战心惊,但是这次交流却让他的焦虑症得以缓解。此后,即使遇到房事的困扰,他都会对本一吐衷肠。不过,正与未婚妻劳拉(莉莎•库卓 Lisa Kudrow 饰)度蜜月的本显然对此准备不足。警方发现了医生与黑帮的关系,派他做卧底。与此同时,保罗也钦点他作为私人医生,形影不离。在闹出很多啼笑皆非的笑话后,保罗和本都从中得到了某种心理补偿……详情
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