这不是斯巴达
主演:西恩·马奎尔 卡门·伊莱克特拉 肯·戴维蒂安 凯文·索伯 戴德里克·巴德 马索·曼恩 加雷布·道普拉西 特拉维斯·范·文
导演:贾森·弗莱德伯格 亚伦·赛尔策
类型:喜剧,剧情地区:美国年份:2008
简介:在军事化的斯巴达,列奥尼达(西恩•马奎尔 Sean Maguire 饰)经过与巨型企鹅的恶战证明了自己是斯巴达最强悍的战士,成功得到斯巴达王位,并迎娶玛戈为皇后。某日,正在对儿子进行毒打训练的列奥尼达在军事化的斯巴达,列奥尼达(西恩•马奎尔 Sean Maguire 饰)经过与巨型企鹅的恶战证明了自己是斯巴达最强悍的战士,成功得到斯巴达王位,并迎娶玛戈为皇后。某日,正在对儿子进行毒打训练的列奥尼达接待了波斯使者,对方狂妄的宣称薛西斯王将统治希腊,斯巴达的孩子以后只能在血汗工厂中生产NIKE鞋。怒不可遏的列奥尼达杀死使者以及一干美国偶像,用化妆品贿赂先知请求开战,然而得到的却是丑女贝蒂神女的警告。列奥尼达仍然决定出征,他率领13名用喷漆画出腹肌的战士赶赴隘口布防,用街舞击败了波斯先头部队。肥佬薛西斯用蓝屏电脑特技制造出的大军压境,被列奥尼达弃用的帕里斯•希尔顿又告知波斯人包抄斯巴达军的小路,列奥尼达率众与洛奇、恶灵骑士等波斯大军展开了殊死搏杀。 本片改编自《斯巴达300勇士》,用恶搞手法对原片进行了重新演绎。详情
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