杀手欧阳盆栽
主演:萧敬腾 林辰唏 周秀娜 张国柱 马念先 纳豆 黄立成 曾志伟 蔡淑臻
导演:李丰博 尹志文
类型:喜剧,动作,剧情地区:台湾年份:2011
简介:他叫欧阳盆栽(萧敬腾 饰),是一个刚入行的菜鸟杀手。没有人知道他真实的姓名,他师从骗神(曾志伟 饰),师徒俩天生不适合当杀手,拿起刀手都软,因此他们只利用人性杀人。通过制造种种意外事故,在七天之内让目他叫欧阳盆栽(萧敬腾 饰),是一个刚入行的菜鸟杀手。没有人知道他真实的姓名,他师从骗神(曾志伟 饰),师徒俩天生不适合当杀手,拿起刀手都软,因此他们只利用人性杀人。通过制造种种意外事故,在七天之内让目标从世上消失。骗神的生意多年来稳定,即将退休的他将盆栽推向前台,将徒弟 介绍给心狠手辣的黑道大哥(黄立成 饰)。可是盆栽始终无法狠下心来杀人,为了拯救被杀者以及自己的性命,盆栽找来了黑道医生全叔(张国柱 饰)、性感黑客娜娜(周秀娜 饰)、无良保险业务员曾阙德(马念先 饰)共同制造了一桩桩艺术级的假死事件。 再完美的骗局也有败露的一天,不合格的杀手欧样盆栽将自己置身莫大的危险之中……详情
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