孝子贤孙伺候着
主演:陈佩斯 赵丽蓉 丁嘉丽 魏宗万 刘江
导演:陈佩斯 曾剑锋
类型:喜剧,剧情地区:中国大陆年份:1993
简介:在民政局工作的陈小二(陈佩斯 饰)和舅舅(魏宗万 饰)是新旧两代白事工作者。陈小二的红白理事会提倡白事新办,响应法律号召推行火葬;他舅舅是位老资格的大了,坚决捍卫土葬风俗,与此同时向丧家放高利贷从中渔在民政局工作的陈小二(陈佩斯 饰)和舅舅(魏宗万 饰)是新旧两代白事工作者。陈小二的红白理事会提倡白事新办,响应法律号召推行火葬;他舅舅是位老资格的大了,坚决捍卫土葬风俗,与此同时向丧家放高利贷从中渔利。陈母(赵丽蓉 饰)年逾古稀,老脑筋一时无法转变。她生怕儿子将自己烧 掉,加上娘家哥哥煽风点火,陈母立逼着小二立下土葬的字据。 寿辰前夕,小二的姐姐(丁嘉丽 饰)和姐夫(倪大红 饰)送来一口大红棺材祝寿,这让陈母的心事彻底了结。风水先生算出陈母须在农历九月期间躺在棺材里去阎王爷处报名,同时为了检验小二的孝心,陈母和哥哥想出假死的馊主意,由此也引出一连串惹人发笑的荒诞闹剧……详情
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