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坚叔(冯淬帆饰)与两个伙计(曾志伟与陈百祥饰)惨淡经营一间汽车行,坚叔的侄子阿备(刘德华饰)是一个头脑灵活的年轻人,同时也常无赖地找坚叔骗吃骗喝。一次偶然的机会,坚叔与两学徒误打误撞被发达台监制(王晶饰)看中,纳入旗下,而鬼马的他们到处闯祸,终被赶出。而此时阿备迷恋上了邻居十三妹(黄韵诗饰)的一个学生宝珠(李美凤饰)。为了达到目的与报仇,他带领坚叔和两个伙计坚叔(冯淬帆饰)与两个伙计(曾志伟与陈百祥饰)惨淡经营一间汽车行,坚叔的侄子阿备(刘德华饰)是一个头脑灵活的年轻人,同时也常无赖地找坚叔骗吃骗喝。一次偶然的机会,坚叔与两学徒误打误撞被发达台监制(王晶饰)看中,纳入旗下,而鬼马的他们到处闯祸,终被赶出。而此时阿备迷恋上了邻居十三妹(黄韵诗饰)的一个学生宝珠(李美凤饰)。为了达到目的与报仇,他带领坚叔和两个伙计与十三妹的学生们参加了老周电视台,共同筹拍了一部短剧,不料演出后却大受人们的喜爱。然而,此时阿备却暗藏了另一个秘密,阿备的爱情又会何去何从呢......详情
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